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Posted on August 8, 2008
Filed Under: Geeky Articles
Oh poor cookie Monster!
20 things learned from Outages
Posted on July 31, 2008
Filed Under: Geeky Articles
Via- Now is a perfect time to panic.
- No matter what you may think, everyone knows it’s your fault.
- Everyone is always losing ‘thousands of dollars’ during outages.
- When the network is down, you burn calories at an exponential rate.
- People who haven’t worked in the last year are suddenly desperate to get busy.
- How many managers can you cram into your workspace?
- When the network is down, you’ll have your answer.
- Manager love to take up space and offer valuable ’suggestions’.
- Ignoring these ’suggestions’ proves you don’t have what it takes for management.
- It also means the network might be fixed sometime soon.
- No matter what, payroll gets fixed first. There is no exception to this rule.
- The answer to all other inquires is, “Yea, I’m working on it.”
- Time passes in two modes during outages. ‘The crawl’ and ‘freaky lighting mode’.
- Freaky lighting mode is while you are troubleshooting.
- The crawl occurs after you think you’ve fixed it.
- More than likely, it’s worse than you think.
- Never say ‘it’s fixed.’ This is a sure sign you have failed.
- Once you send the ‘all clear email’, is when the second shoe will drop.
- For some reason you never expect that second shoe. No matter how many times you’ve done this.
- Get comfortable. You are probably going to be here for a while.
Not that right!
Posted on July 30, 2008
Filed Under: Geeky Articles
excuse me, did you say right… right?
The truth about Internet Dating
Posted on July 30, 2008
Filed Under: Geeky Articles
been there… done that :S
Kid has the attitude
Posted on July 21, 2008
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“and don’t make me start on Barney”
Geek Gang Signs
Posted on July 21, 2008
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no comments on this one!
Engineer’s Check
Posted on July 21, 2008
Filed Under: Geeky Articles
Now go and cash it out! assholes!
Wall·E’s Great-Grand-Father Spotted!
Posted on July 8, 2008
Filed Under: Geek Fun
Spotted at my College in a classroom!
He looks just like him!
Get.wife();
Posted on July 6, 2008
Filed Under: Geeky Articles
Getting a wife is hard for a geek with bugzilla
Make Money Blogging
Posted on June 25, 2008
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