The Great Geek To Do List
January 31, 2008
Filed Under Geeky Articles

Thanks to Kludge Spot for this!
- Wake Up.
- Check E-mail.
- Dawn your favorite geeky t-shirt.
- Organize box of spare cables that you never use.
- Consider that since you no longer have dial-up and no one ever calls, why is it you are still paying for phone service?
- Check E-mail.
- Walk the isles of the local computer retailer, critiquing other customers purchases. “You know, no one stops to consider the real benefit of L2 cache anymore. Let me explain…”
- Save some time to drool over the newest Nvidia chipset you can’t afford.
- Write down all the inflammatory Mac slurs you can think of on a 3′x5′ card for easy reference.
- Dust off your keyboard. No one likes a messy keyboard.
- Check E-mail.
- Spend three hours writing a script that organizes all your desktop icons by priority and saves you 24 seconds every morning.
- Spend 40 minutes troubleshooting said script that just deleted all your desktop icons.
- Break up the day with some Sci-Fi. TRON, Star Wars, Planet Of The Apes…or whatever.
- Check E-mail.
- Verify WiFi signal strength.
- Spend 2 hours building a homemade WiFi antenna booster from cardboard and aluminum foil.
- Check E-mail.
- Check E-Mail from your mobile device.
- Send test E-Mail to verify E-mail is still working.
- Put the finishing touches on your one eighth scale trebuchet.
- Lay siege to stormtrooper stronghold, with aforementioned trebuchet.
- Check E-mail.
- Enter 10 hour gaming coma with breaks only for the restroom and Mt Dew.
- Post a to do list to your blog.
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