Don’t try to find Chuck Norris

Posted on January 31, 2008
Filed Under: Geek Fun

The Great Geek To Do List

Posted on January 31, 2008
Filed Under: Geeky Articles

Wake Up.
Check E-mail.
Dawn your favorite geeky t-shirt.
Organize box of spare cables that you never use.
Consider that since you no longer have dial-up and no one ever calls, why is it you are still paying for phone service?
Check E-mail.
Walk the isles of the local computer retailer, critiquing other customers purchases. “You know, no one stops to consider the real benefit of L2 cache anymore. Let me explain…”
Save some time to drool over the newest Nvidia chipset you can’t afford.
Write down all the inflammatory Mac slurs you can think of on a 3′x5′ card for easy reference.
Dust off your keyboard. No one likes a messy keyboard.
Check E-mail.
Spend three hours writing a script that organizes all your desktop icons by priority and saves you 24 seconds every morning.
Spend 40 minutes troubleshooting said script that just deleted all your desktop icons.
Break up the day with some Sci-Fi. TRON, Star Wars, Planet Of The Apes…or whatever.
Check E-mail.
Verify WiFi signal strength.
Spend 2 hours building a homemade WiFi antenna booster from cardboard and aluminum foil.
Check E-mail.
Check E-Mail from your mobile device.
Send test E-Mail to verify E-mail is still working.
Put the finishing touches on your one eighth scale trebuchet.
Lay siege to stormtrooper stronghold, with aforementioned trebuchet.
Check E-mail.
Enter 10 hour gaming coma with breaks only for the restroom and Mt Dew.
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